You went crawling back to sincerity, to "being genuine" but not me, I stood strong with irony. Now look at you, all you've done with that time is learn to play the ukele poorly and let people enjoy things. Meanwhile you could say the name of any tv show to me and I could tell you how much it sucks despite having never seen it. My power is reaching unprecedented levels.

@muppetbutler@cryptids.online i’ve had this photo saved on my phone for years is this the same dog???

ask not what your country can mountain dew for you, ask what you can mountain dew for your country

the twilight movies ARE good and i WILL die on this hill and NO i am not just saying this because i am drunk

robert pattinson is so hot i can’t wait to thirst for batman

australia is such a good setting for post apocalyptic films because it already looks like a total collapse has happened there

gross 

imagine thinking police prevent crime. can't relate

okay the robot tourists in the apocalypses and the cat is actually kind of fun

@OmnaBrain @interneteh bless you for this i'm literally about to take a college class about this

big plans (food?) 

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