Prof. Velexi Raptor- @velexiraptor@witches.live

@velexiraptor oh no don’t call it magic. They’re very serious and rational people who don’t believe in that superstitious nonsense

Four of the guys standing around the fifth guys' grave, sobbing quietly. They gently place a burger on top of the tombstone.

Me: Toxic masculinity is bad

Gay/bi/trans/q+ men: Yes girl drag those cishets!

Me: gay and trans men can participate in toxic masculinity

Gay/bi/trans/q+ men:

meowth is the only pokémon you can fuck since he can give enthusiastic verbal consent

i'm not being fucking kissed right now and that, is a travesty

so when chinese people make an anime about marx its propaganda but when yankees make hamilton its not

cool cool

@velexiraptor This Should Be The Dictionary Definition Of Coup D'Etats. I Love This

sent to a friend

MEMES CAN RULE THE WORLD

not gay as in happy but queer as in i have clinical depression

@ThatWallflower

Terfs: "Trans lesbians are just straight men trying to trick you into thinking they're girls by hiding the fact that they're trans"

Trans girls, wearing trans flag pins and hanging trans flags on their walls and painting their nails trans colors and wearing trans flag knee high socks: "Nice to meet you, I'm Trans!"

terfs: "trans women are just gay men who go through the whole of their transition just to avoid having to admit they're gay"

almost every trans woman i see on social media: "i'm gay. like, really really gay. i'm super super ultra gay"