Prof. Velexi Raptor- @velexiraptor@witches.live

the us democratic process was made by some bitch ass old racist dudes who thought the masses wouldnt be able to vote good so they should vote for an epic smart rich person to vote for the laws for them and this in no way could lead to corruption

if u think representative democracy is good u can eat my farts

Am I one of Mastodon's Top Posters?

No.

But do I have a core group of die-hard mufos that love and support me in everything I do?

Also, no.

But there's a handful of you that laugh at my dumb jokes and I love you for it.

I mutter *liberalism...* every time I see somebody got less than 100% on revolutionary on the leftvalues quiz

when the moon hits your eye
and all termina dies
thats majora

For some reason, I get the feeling that a lot of people on this webbed site don’t have great conflict resolution skills. Not sure what gives me that impression, just a vibe I guess.

- I messed up.
- I had a lapse in judgement.
- My sincerest apologies.
- Yo, you right. My b.

I promise you, this is a thing that works if you actually try it.

1999 was a good year to be born because if I had been born 5 years earlier I would have been a burnt out gen-x Democrat and if I had been born 5 years later I would have been following a million xenophobic YouTube channels by the time I was ten

me #MastoArt #Art

@wandrew [clicking]

🎵 how does a horny, catholic, rich kid, born to wealth and status
grow up to have his head blown off in dallas? 🎵

when will my gf return from the war

execute
exe cute
Why .exe and not .cute? /o\

forcibly ejected from autofellatio club for having all of my ribs