Prof. Velexi Raptor- @velexiraptor@witches.live

The stock market measures the amount of money stolen from workers

no one:
not a single soul:
ida at the top of their lungs: 'im gay!'

Girls are so pretty

Everytime a straight cis white male states his political philosophy an angel loses its wings.

tech hiring trends are so weird. lots of companies seem to be trying to hire someone who’s job it is to make sure nobody else in the entire company is building something unethical.

whatsapp has decided this person is “Product Manager, Integrity” (imho it’s more of a program manager thing but frankly who cares)

how incredible to see “integrity” as a product to be managed

HRT is amazing

I just found out that Dave Rubin is gay, which is further proof for the fact that white cis gays are the straight people of the queer community

who would've thought that these dirt cheap dresses would be made out of paper lmao oop?? that's what i get for never having the energy for dressing rooms!

the Female Gamer Experience (sorry) is rooting for whatever team has a girl in it, because there’s usually just one

I get so fucking pissed off seeing liberals complaining about Bernie running because he's going to "split the vote" like 1. That's Not How It Fucking Works and 2. If anyone is "splitting the vote" and shouldn't run it's the vapid empty fucksticks like Beto and Buttgag and the right-wing warmongering status quo fucks like Kamala and Biden

I've seen birds

this is how you feel after a long ass nap

leveling 49 charges of "being cute" against my girlfriend

torn between wanting to post spoilers for latest marvel cop-love capitalism wankfest and that id probably actually get cancelled if i did that