Prof. Velexi Raptor-
@velexiraptor@witches.live
professor of dinosaur necromancy at the university of shit.
has "the strongest lesbian energy on the site... like a super saiyan lesbian" 
Joined Dec 2018
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T H I R S T T R A P (selfie ec boosts stroke my fragile ego)
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someday im gonna publish a book called Hi Fellow Trans Dykes with the name on the cover in big capital letters and it's gonna be in every fuckin bookstore
the pages are just my phone number, email, discord, and mastodon, and the words "call me"
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Hi Fellow Trans Dykes table of contents:
- why gender is such a raw deal and yet being a girl is rad
- you're actually super hot, trust me on this
- list of trans crowd funds you should donate to if you have stable income
- girls,,,, pretty
- fashion tips from me, a girl who hates dresses
- a crossword that's just transfem inside jokes
- gIRLS pRETTY
- it's ok to not (some shitty stereotype about trans women)
- 20 page rant about cishet bullshit
- ok but seriously call me, or at least follow me on mastodon
- girls!!! pretty!!!!
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my talents lie in two general areas:
bullshit
girls
mastodon, therefore, is the ideal social network for me
oh lol its working now im just an anxious impatient bitch
Prof. Velexi Raptor-
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when the moon hits your eye
and all termina dies
thats majora
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For some reason, I get the feeling that a lot of people on this webbed site don’t have great conflict resolution skills. Not sure what gives me that impression, just a vibe I guess.
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- I messed up.
- I had a lapse in judgement.
- My sincerest apologies.
- Yo, you right. My b.
I promise you, this is a thing that works if you actually try it.
it has the whole list, it just won't move to the bit where it lets me compose a message
like it has the list, it just won't stop "your followers are being fetched"
how long is the mass follower dm supposed to take to get my follower list? cuz it's just stuck and loading
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1999 was a good year to be born because if I had been born 5 years earlier I would have been a burnt out gen-x Democrat and if I had been born 5 years later I would have been following a million xenophobic YouTube channels by the time I was ten
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Togey 
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@wandrew [clicking]
🎵 how does a horny, catholic, rich kid, born to wealth and status
grow up to have his head blown off in dallas? 🎵
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when will my gf return from the war
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execute
exe cute
Why .exe and not .cute? /o\
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cyrene 
forcibly ejected from autofellatio club for having all of my ribs
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meta, racism, white indifference
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literally no idea what foss is. don't tell me i don't care computers are a passing fad
Prof. Velexi Raptor- has moved to @velexiraptor@radical.town:
has moved to @velexiraptor@radical.town:
professor of dinosaur necromancy at the university of shit.
has "the strongest lesbian energy on the site... like a super saiyan lesbian"
Joined Dec 2018
