What she says: I’m fine

What she means: Master and Commander would have swept the Oscars if it hadn’t come out the same year as Return of the King. It’s the perfect movie. The dialogue. The action. The cinematography. The casting. The marriage of the soundtrack and setting. It’s perfect, I tell you, and flawless except for the part where Russell Crowe is supposed to be playing the violin and he stops but the dubbing keeps going, but it doesn’t matter because it’s perfect I tell you PERFECT

i can win every game simply by shitting and crying till im told i won

*she-ra theme 'we're going to win in the end' voice* we're going to think about eggs~

*gently mists you with a spray bottle so you will grow up strong and healthy*

if azula was as buff and fire-crowned as solomon david from k6bd, would that be messed up or what

are chocobos that go 'kweh' and chocobos that go 'wark' the same species #ffxiv
bimbo
( n ) A tough guy. Max is just another bimbo who goes around trying to pick fights in bars.

love when 1910s slang circles around to being 2020s shitpost

Ra Ra Rasputin,
Tetrafluoroethylene;
It is the monoene of Teflon!

Ra Ra Rasputin,
Decomposes rapidly;
Unsaturated fluorocarbon!

uspol 

catmoth gently lapping at water pooled in a buttercup
catmoth eating your sweaters, not for sustenance but for attention
*cher believe voice* could you retooooot and like all my posts
https://mastodon.social/@ppng/103455957793236435 see this is the kind of thing i'm talking about. making serious accusations and, when pressed, admitting that this is all about clout
the term "abuser" gets thrown around too much but that's exactly what people who use the language of social justice to maintain close-range social dominance are
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