Rune-enchanted cant

"Multitudes" is an overstatement. I contain seven, eight at most

Rune-enchanted cant
Rune-enchanted cant

Live like you're Jack Black
Love like you're Jack Black
Dance like nobody else is Jack Black because you are

Rune-enchanted cant

Writing a sci-fi thriller set after the communist revolution with a self-insert protagonist who is on the run from society because they refuse to give up thanking God it's Friday. That character's name? Joe America

Rune-enchanted cant

"This app is using 35% of your battery"
Uh, yeah, it's Firefox and I use it constantly, focus more on blocking viruses and less on snitching

I was complaining to my partner yesterday about how businesses making a show of pride don't even get the flag right, they leave out the pink stripe (and more recently, the black and brown stripes), but then we walked down this block near our apartment where all the residents tie pride flags on their trees for the month, and just fyi they get a pass

It's Juneteenth! Lesser known African American history /2 

It's Juneteenth! Lesser known African American history /1 

Sɪɴɪsᴛᴇʀ ᴡɪғᴇ,
Sɪɴɪsᴛᴇʀ ʟɪғᴇ

i was given what could only be described as the physical manifestation of a curse.

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very glad that there is a mod to romance Clint in Stardew Valley. will I ever bother to figure out how that works? no. but I'm glad to know it exists

My theory on why so many of us queers love the cosmic horror aesthetic so much is basically that we're all very used to feeling like the universe around us is illogical cold uncaring nonsense with made up rules and arcane ancient rituals.

"Why am I not allowed to kiss other girls?"
"Why is that activity something that only boys are allowed to do?"
We get vague answers like "Because that's how it's always beeeen!" and "It simply isn't done!!!", and fuck me if that doesn't sound like you're surrounded by an alien cult with rules that don't line up with actual reality. Only natural we start to see the universe that way.

I enjoy seeing swarms of young people in cap and gown roaming the sidewalks

I had a dream last night that I was cancelled in the middle of a crowded Starbucks

I love hearing my company parrot points about inclusion to get those pride month ally points, especially when we're short-staffed, it just gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside knowing that someone typed up a flyer including the link to the HR suite that replaced having an actual on-site HR rep. It works about as well as replacing nail clippers with a crowbar, but then again, that's the spirit of corporate pride. Hey here's an idea, if you really want to be inclusive, you could *include* more people on the payroll, since now an increasing number of employees are putting in notice to quit en masse because the work load is approaching critical mass.

Here are four pictures of #Dill, as a puppy, trying to figure out how chair do. What chair for. Who chair. Enjoy

🎶 Ev'ry girl crazy
'bout a Smithfield Ham! 🎶

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Pouring one out for all the lesbian and gay boomers that got straight married

Someone who works in the same office building as me has the following stickers on their vehicle: Ravenclaw crest, "Fight evil read books," and a fucking blue lives matter flag.
And today I just noticed they added a polyamory pride insignia. As in: I saw the poly sticker, saw it was on an SUV, thought "no, it can't be," circled around the vehicle to confirm.
I don't know who this individual is, but I feel like I've muted them on social media many times before.

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