Rune-enchanted cant

"Multitudes" is an overstatement. I contain seven, eight at most

Rune-enchanted cant
Rune-enchanted cant

Writing a sci-fi thriller set after the communist revolution with a self-insert protagonist who is on the run from society because they refuse to give up thanking God it's Friday. That character's name? Joe America

Rune-enchanted cant

I'm going to be queer and happy and happily queer and queerly happy some day and it'll fucking RULE

who's interested in a thread about my wildest interactions in fast food so far

A 30% chance of precipitation is a 100% chance that I'm wearing my cute waterproof shoes

tired: abolishing gender
wired: gender anarchy

The Big Bopper: helllllloOoOo bAaAaAaby
Me: Buddy Holly, is that you?
The Big Bopper: NoOoOoOo
Me: Oh! Sorry, Chubby Checker. You sounded like Buddy Holly for a second there.
The Big Bopper: OoOoOoh nOoOoOo

Shawn: [yawns] I'm tired
Shaun: [yauns] me too
Sean: [yeans] let's go home
Ashley: finally
Ashleigh: yeah, finalleigh

I like how in "Chantilly Lace" the Big Bopper confirms "this is the Big Bopper speakin'", as if anyone else in the world answers the phone by saying "helllllloOoOo bAaAaAaby"



look guys, i could boost a million of my previous great jokes too, but i choose not to because i'm not vain, and also because i didn't do any

Finally finished Crazy Ex Girlfriend, so bold that they end it with West Covina getting smushed by a meteor

ableism reminder (food mention), anti-capitalism (second-person, subtoot) 

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