death a lot of death Show more

How much to get this as an official Mastodon emoji?

I mean, sure, it's probably copywritten, but it'll be worth it!

was going to go to bed but then i learned about the existence of gay seinfeld fanfiction. here, have some gay seinfeld fanfiction archiveofourown.org/works/1303

i hate millennial humor

gen z humor is the bees knees though

this revelation made me astrally project out of my body

I am not a c-cop! I am not a c-capitalist! I'm a COMMUNIST, and you just got SEIZED!

If bisexual lighting is the clubby blue/pink I'm declaring the gloomy pink/orange greys of a sunset storm lesbian lighting

imagine a smooth horse. just the slickest, most frictionless horse

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are you a witch? are you two witches? come cast spells on fucking witches dot live!