hmm. thought about making a post about how magic was fuckin fake then i remembered that time criss angel walked on water.

not todd channeled

Mommy lurks in the dark corners of every cabin room; Mommy knows the name of all your secret fear. Mommy waits till you walk alone in the wood;
Mommy is always near

not todd channeled

Mommy is the oldest magic that waits in the darkest parts of every forest. Mommy consumes life and leaves dried husks and organs hung on trees like ornaments during the saturnalia. Mommy is the consumation of all fears and those who ask for in any lewd fashion will hear nothing but the echoes of their own screams in the woods as a soundtrack for their assuredly grim fate

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not todd channeled

@seriouslynottodd @spookcentral wait, this explains everything! We're QPU misaligned, someone get that shit aligned again because this is the wrong freaking parallel universe

not todd channeled

@seriouslynottodd one time in second grade, a kid in the bathroom told me my epidermis was showing and i left in shame

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anyone else remember when kids thought it was really clever to touch your "wenis" or whatever the fuck.

not todd channeled

every matt and kim song might as well be the same god damn thing. how do people listen to this gap commercial bullshit

who the fuck is todd and why is he a noob? i don't get it

not todd channeled
not todd channeled

@seriouslynottodd Welcome, person who is not Todd! I hope you have an enchanting time here. Tell us when Todd gets here.

not todd channeled
not todd channeled

@seriouslynottodd welcome to witches live, not todd, good think ur not todd, bc i ban noobs

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