not todd @seriouslynottodd@witches.live
not todd
they/them
im a watch now
hmm. thought about making a post about how magic was fuckin fake then i remembered that time criss angel walked on water.
sand's under tail.
im a watch now.
Mommy lurks in the dark corners of every cabin room; Mommy knows the name of all your secret fear. Mommy waits till you walk alone in the wood;
Mommy is always near
Mommy is the oldest magic that waits in the darkest parts of every forest. Mommy consumes life and leaves dried husks and organs hung on trees like ornaments during the saturnalia. Mommy is the consumation of all fears and those who ask for #Mommy in any lewd fashion will hear nothing but the echoes of their own screams in the woods as a soundtrack for their assuredly grim fate
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@seriouslynottodd @spookcentral wait, this explains everything! We're QPU misaligned, someone get that shit aligned again because this is the wrong freaking parallel universe
@seriouslynottodd one time in second grade, a kid in the bathroom told me my epidermis was showing and i left in shame
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anyone else remember when kids thought it was really clever to touch your "wenis" or whatever the fuck.
every matt and kim song might as well be the same god damn thing. how do people listen to this gap commercial bullshit
who the fuck is todd and why is he a noob? i don't get it
@seriouslynottodd this is how you get a curse put on you
@seriouslynottodd Welcome, person who is not Todd! I hope you have an enchanting time here. Tell us when Todd gets here.
@seriouslynottodd welcome to witches live, not todd, good think ur not todd, bc i ban noobs
this place is stupid.
not todd
they/them
im a watch now
