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What should Ravenvale's next upgrade be?

ravenvale.lubar.me/treasury

#GuildWars2

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ArenaNet: Today, April 1st 2011, we are introducing a new profession to our upcoming sequel to Guild Wars, the Commando.

The Public: This is ridiculous. ArenaNet would never add a combat class that could use flamethrowers, grenades, bombs, pistols, rifles, automated turrets, and orbital command strikes to this fantasy game!

[six and a half years later]

ArenaNet: With the upcoming expansion to #GuildWars2, Path of Fire, we are adding the ability to use a lightsaber as an alternative to the current elite specialization which lets you use unmanned drones on the profession that can use flamethrowers, grenades, bombs, pistols, rifles, automated turrets, and orbital command strikes.

[a year later]

[ArenaNet adds the first Commando to Guild Wars 2]

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therapist: ben, relax. cat wearing a witch hat trying to animate as the pact commander in a cutscene isn't real and can't hurt you

cat wearing a witch hat trying to animate as the pact commander in a cutscene:

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Some raid boss videos from today's #GuildWars2 stream:

Medium Kitty Golem: youtube.com/watch?v=zkARLZGVzO
Conjured Amalgamate (and Sorting and Appraisal): youtube.com/watch?v=xrXv_T-DUX
(Siege the Stronghold and) Keep Construct: youtube.com/watch?v=J4kl-sEEbL

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lightning poll: would people watch me if I streamed GW2 on Twitch

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hot take, unions 

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I have now assembled two of the eight piles of crap I need and blergo's shirt and pants are very shiny

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let's do a poll or whatever I dunno

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If anyone was wondering what I still need for might and magic:

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(questions and comments are encouraged and/or mandatory)

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@anna why is this instance so many versions behind that searching for mastodon.lubar.me/@ben/1025265 causes a server error

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Next long-term hobby project I should focus on?

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Guild Wars 2 spoiler cutscene but the player character is a cat and the animation system gets very confused by this 

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people are complaining that #GuildWars2 is going through a content draught

I mean it's not like we've been through two months of weekly updates since the last living world episode and living world episodes come out every 3-5 months

it's not like they've announced and released several legendary items since that episode came out

it's not like they gave us a goddamn dragon to raise from an egg until it was big enough that we could ride it

it's not like we got an entire new yearly festival last month, as well as a complete rework of all the open world boss fights in the latest expansion

it's not like we got two entirely new skill types which would normally require an expansion

oh wait

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