Rune-enchanted cant

time! saltqueer, agender lesbian, tumblr refugee, lover of sheep πŸ‘ πŸ‘, future farmer? druid, solarpunk, I think i fall under lunarpunk but I don't really know what it means, emroiderer, knitter, I like divination (mostly tarot) but I'm not very good at it, married to @AliceAngel94@mastodon.starrevolution.org (which I think is a suspended instance?). solarpunk alt @saltqueer

summoning circle, hope this works

πŸ•―
πŸ•― πŸ•―
πŸ•― πŸ•―
A cure
πŸ•― For being clums- πŸ”₯

πŸ•― Ah shit πŸ”₯

Ah no πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯
πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ Oh no oh no
πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯ πŸ”₯

saltqueer channeled

fellow punks, I will be in #nyc and #washingtondc soon, what should I do? nothing too out there, as I will be with my parents lmao

saltqueer channeled

some cops are good people and here's why (long post) Show more

saltqueer channeled

This is a nudibranch called a leaf sheep and it has to be a PokΓ©mon.

if you don't have access to a crossroads, sing "our street, in the middle of our street" to the tune of Our House 666 times and then your space will be a crossroads for magical purposes

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cat: *makes any noise*
me:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU'RE SO CCUTE

saltqueer channeled

fun fact: the US has more empty houses than homeless people

saltqueer channeled

honestly the thing i hate the most about our society is the unholy amount of money you have to regurgitate for the right to have your own physical space

the rest of it i could live with

oh no people are following me
I'm not saying don't I'm just saying that I've been awake for 21 hours and this is the only time I've ever been funny in my life so don't expect this to keep up

saltqueer channeled
saltqueer channeled
saltqueer channeled

when u make ur gf laugh. retoot if u agree.

me: I'm gonna make a conlang to do rituals in!!
me: *sets up sound system*
me: ok, to test how I like this, let's borrow in some gods names. I'll start with Brighid.
after borrowing, Brighid cones out as Pritu. the Morrigan is Poprikan. Cernnunos is Krintuntosu
me: maaaaybe I need to revise this some. I should add voiced consonants probably...
then we get Bridu, Bobrigan, Krintuntosu. slightly better. It's mostly that I want a very restricted syllable structure and limited nasals, so ofc Goidelic words won't borrow well

is it too much to perform some kind of severing spell if I still sorta want her as a friend but never want to see her in person again

frustrating roommateℒ️ left a few hours ago and we all simultaneously breathed a sigh of relief the second she closed the door. it's the quietest it's ever been here. I'm so happy

me: hey tarot so uh my wife and I have been arguing lately bc our coping mechanisms for low money are... opposite. thoughts?
my deck: 8 of cups
me: ...no.

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