explaining to my partner the "coed honor fraternity" invite I got

hollywood sex pest, facebook comment sc Show more

what thd fuck are these under eye things I keep seeing on instagram? how many fucking things am I supposed to put on my face? I have like.. 3 face things. why does everyone on ig have like 18 face things?
(selfies of instagram people, no ec)

I would just like to share with you this picture shared onto my facebook wall in earnest by a woman I met one entire time 6 years ago.

wearing paper because dignity is for nerds
(doctors office selfie ec)

saw this shared from a facebook harry potter fanpage for international women's day and my first thought was "that sure is a lot of girls with no melanin whatsoever"

this is easily the funniest text I have ever received

food & guns reference but neither direct Show more

alc, selfie ec Show more

this opossum is smarter than every business owner, because it knows how and where to find its own ass

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