orphael channeled
orphael channeled
orphael channeled
orphael channeled
orphael channeled

My brother: telling me about a dream he had about getting hammered on communion wine with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in Notre Dame

Me, nodding vigorously and avoiding eye contact: yeah me too I don’t dream exclusively about being spit on by Emma Goldman while Zizek laughs

orphael channeled

Wishing I could just buy more time off from my employer but I'm sure I don't earn enough to pay what they'd charge

orphael channeled

amazon prime video coming out with all these military/WWII shows like, we get it, you LOVE propaganda

orphael channeled

am I lazy or just depressed? the world may never know

orphael channeled

one day i will tell my children how AMVs are a lost art

orphael channeled

Friend: Is there a whiter way to die than summiting Mt. Everest?
Me: Yes. It's catching malaria on a mission trip.

orphael channeled

Turn your location on. yep just what I thought... you live in a society

orphael channeled
orphael channeled

genre idea: WITCH METAL

it’s classic heavy metal/stoner metal but about witchy stuff instead

see: psychedelic witchcraft

orphael channeled

celebrate pride month by lighting cop cars on fire

sometimes you live long enough to see yourself become the things you post about

so there you are, shirtless, cold, curled up around your phone under the desk, thinking about what an emotional roller coaster this life can be

but then you realize you don't have anything to actually say, and the best post you ever had was about feet and you just want to crawl under your desk

orphael channeled

sometimes you turn the volume up all the way so the room echoes with the sound of your clout growing and you just want to rip off your shirt with a primal yell and post and post and post

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