Rune-enchanted cant
Rune-enchanted cant
Rune-enchanted cant

I am one of two cowboys, and this town is not big enough for the two of us.

The air is dry, typical for a town such as this. A tumbleweed passes through and all is silent, bar the creaking of the saloon doors. In the distance the whistling of a train.

I stare down my opponent: a typical cowboy, clad in denim and leather, his mustache curled into two perfectly symmetrical spirals.

I become increasingly aware of every click of the town clock's hands. It strikes twelve; It's high noon.

With a flash, he draws his gun and I piss myself. Seconds later I expire, forever known as the quickest piss in the west.

What the fuck is the invite embed. Why is it Michael Rosen???

I'm holding free games night every Thursday and I'm looking for peeps to play. This week we're playing openra.

discord.gg/p9nVRTj

Lydia channeled

What if I made a children's book using only images on my PC?

Lydia channeled

realising my music taste is "exactly what boomers think I'm listening to"

Lydia channeled

yo fedi help me out, does anyone have a gamecube broadband adapter they'd be willing to give (or sell, if you need the money) to a good home that wants to use it and love it and cherish it?

plzplz boost so this reaches more people :3

Lydia channeled

@lydia It looks like someone already went through the trouble of restoring the game, cleaning it up, and so forth (parts of the rules were redacted from the FOIA request, apparently!).

Lydia channeled
Lydia channeled

vague, threatening energy: Fail to Grow, a board game made only for internal Microsoft employees, that is impossible to search for, and that I have only seen one other copy of (but is... decently fun to play)

Lydia channeled

Q: Grace, what's the most cursed board game you have?
A:
prompts the most immediate, visceral response? funko pop golden girls
has actually harmed the most people? "rich dad" robert kiyosaki's monopoly-but-much-worse Cashflow
worst politics? either 24: The DVD Board Game or Homeland
actually kinda charming? AtmosFEAR

I hate american websites that just assume everyone has a zipcode

Lydia channeled
Lydia channeled

blade runner takes place in november 2019 which means that roy batty could have seen joker

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