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just because white people couldn't do it doesn't mean it was aliens

@lavender what's esp weird is that white people did do a bunch of these kinds of things but the weirdos who claim aliens built stuff never give away that credit

@EdgarAllanFoe @lavender Now I desperately need a satirical mockumentary about aliens building Stonehenge and the Uffington White Horse.

@lavender I mean, we're quite busy building the global moai that is irreversible climate change
@lavender I'm a big fan of reverse ancient astronaut theory which dictates that Greco-Roman civilization, their monuments, and their empires were wholly impossible without the aid of extraterrestrials who had to come down and help them get over their humongous egos.


Andrew Carnegie
John D Rockerfeller
Abraham Lincoln
Bill Gates

@lavender Oh I probably wouldn't say they "couldn't" do it. I might be more inclined to say that they are too lazy to consider it possible. Anyone can accomplish a lot more than they think they can when their life depends on it.

@lavender holy shit I love this meme on so many different levels holy shit

@lavender Recommend the book 1491. Just finished it. Loved it.

@lavender tbh i am sure some people come at from this angle, most most of them are just stupid at that point..

I mean, they did stuff like shark weeks on discovery. Sharkssharksharkssharks. 🦈

@lavender actually have to boost this everytime it appears on my TL

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