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when the boss tells us to deprioritize fixing tech debt "so we can ship more product features"

@lavender Whyyyy do inept managers continue to build their own Tower of Babel when we all know how that story ends?

@lavender Jeezus, I need to print this out and plaster it throughout the office where I work.

@lavender I thought windows was just getting more aggressive about the updates.

@lavender I worked for a place that enshrined “we run at a deliberately high tech-debt level”, and that’s why I left.

@lavender Image description:

Warning sign (oragne and black warning label at top) which reads 'IF YOU DON'T SCHEDULE TIME FOR MAINTENANCE, YOUR EQUIPMENT WILL SCHEDULE IT FOR YOU.'

@lavender god damn i've had jobs where i fuckn wish this sign was covering all the walls

@lavender I imagined this in the voice of the soldier from mass effect talking to recruits about the big-ass missile thing

@lavender Ack, I recently went back to my old workplace for the first time in 20 years and almost broke out in hives. The boss there was always about "SHIP IT!" And I was the testing manager, who was always about "NOT YET!" Guess who always won. Ack.

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