gigahex channeled

you don't know how fast you can really run unless you are being chased down by hooded figures in forests far from civilization

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logging onto mastodon is like getting in your bed and being able to feel the microscopic creatures living in your bed crawl on to eat your skin in your sleep, and that's you guys

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when i'm home alone i walk like morrowind argonian

gigahex channeled

im gonna swallow a worm on a string then use the string to pull the worm out for when i really need them

gigahex channeled

Oh something "bad" happened? Let me rip off the worlds tiniest jorts for you lmao!

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Goodnight gamers, tommorow we fight in the shade lmao

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The fact that the video for Aaron Carter - That's How I Beat Shaq is missing some lyrics fills me with such indescribable rage that you would think im writing a lovecraft novel

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something primal in me lurks until i listen to devil went down to georgia and johnny calls the devil a son of a bitch and then i get fucking loose and yowl to the gotdamn moon

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Back in my day? Well lets just say that we didnt use money and that ac/dc's thunderstruck was the only thing we had to eat

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*opens up a can* aaa---aahahh-- aaaaaa---aaaaaaaa----aaaaaa- THUNDER!

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Me holding the security guard hostage with my expensive muzzle i put on for solidarity as i free every single animal from the zoo

gigahex channeled

last thing ill say about dr phil is when we played xbox he screensniped like a filthy little piggie who doesnt know the love of a mother or the fear of god

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If you even *approach* Me at mastacon and you dont have a badge that says "duke dont shoot" You will be fucking vaporized

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Goodnight and remember i can get to yellowstone easily and know the keyphrase to make the supervolcano erupt πŸ˜ƒ

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*the riff from enter sandman comes on. People start losing their shit. I come on stage to thunderous applause. Money is thrown on stage, which i take and them smoke like a very big joint. The clowns from icp are there and they are going Hog Wild. I quiet the crowd. so silent you could hear a pin drop. I say one word loud and clear.* "PINGAS!" *im shot from 12 different firearms and 6 different crossbows.*

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went to the hospital to donate some fursuit juice. Doctor tried to tell me that its called blood and i have ab negative. Whatever dweeb.

gigahex channeled

when you are smuggling a rabid racoon into your brothers bedroom and your mom asks whats making all the ruckus

gigahex channeled

enough crabposting before i start dippin y'all motherfuckers in butter

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