In Spanish, if you end a sentence with the 🙂 emoji, you have to start it with the 🙃 emoji

the year is 2030. we've finally killed off that sun microsystems programming language, you don't get popups asking to update it anymore. they even built a tomb for it so people could pay their respects, but nobody goes. real programmers don't like java's crypt

Gloria La Riva 2020! It's time we had a woman in the white house!

will never support the democrat party in any way whatsoever ever again after they gleefully sent their most reliable voting bloc to die to prop up their sham election

in case it wasn't clear by now, endorses bernie sanders for president of the united states of america

i'm so so sorry @christinelove

also, ah, don't read the quote if you don't want Analogue: A Hate Story spoilers

Math lesbians engaged in the tribonacci sequence

"Sorry, you and your dog must teleport separately."
"We are inseparable!"
"You can go in parallel. You'll only be apart for a few steps."
"No, I want to teleport with my dog!"
"Sir." The attendant sighed. "I assure you, teleporting with your dog won't make you a werewolf "
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

There is a point at which people are no longer incentivized by increases in pay. It’s been studied. This income level is where we should set the maximum wage and tax all income beyond this point 100%.

@anna I have a suggestion for w.l and maybe this is already implemented idk.

But the little moon icon under the new cant box should show the current moon phase. Just a suggestion.

C-3PO is Luke and Leia’s older brother but y’all ain’t ready for that.

I’m eternally glad that my teenage edgelord phase was confined to defunct message boards.

plastics: incredibly durable and airtight material, almost immune to breakdown

capitalism: lets use this for disposable packaging

@elizabeth spock isn't from san francisco!!! how could he return home he's not even from earth!!!! watch a legit vhs of star trek iv!!!!

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