lmao i ordered pizza delivery and the driver handed it off to me Perpendicular to the ground. they just utterly fuckin destroyed this pizza in front of me. like. impossible power move
i need to replicate the feel of birdsite (following 600 accounts that all hate eachother and then idly scrolling through my feed, not interacting with anything)
when i was 10 i could list 56 things i wanted for christmas in one minute. now i am 22 and you have to give me three business days to come up with anything
ok also im gonna say it: i have no idea why i cant buy a baby yoda plushie. i, along with everyone else who illegally watched the mandalorian, needs a smaller than normal green man that we can hold. massive marketing slip up
im enhjoying the new pokemon game. the animals are cute and the gameplay is what youd expect in a childrens rpg. i really like the design of the fox guy i caught in an early area
"last night i went to a party where everyone had to prepare a 3 minute lecture on something they w-" what the fuck. stop talking to me. why would you go to this when there are normal parties
fun fact: i got banned the first time because i sent my friend a post saying "i'm gonna kill you im coming to your house" (understandable) and i got banned the second time because i changed my phone number without warning twitter support