Rune-enchanted cant

This is Audible. Witches.live Audio presents "Principia Amazonia, or How I Found Jeff Bezos, and What I Did To Him When I Found Him," by Colophon. Read by @anna .

Rune-enchanted cant

@ElectricAsherah For a while, I ran a lewd caption blog exclusively focusing on queer supremacy and heterophobia. It was much-beloved and I admit, sometimes I miss it quite a bit. We could all use a little bit more straight shaming in our lives.

Rune-enchanted cant

Opti & I reuploaded by yours truly back when I went by Frater Colophon: pastebin.com/BJAHyvZ0

I asked my husband if she was insinuating I was an egg at one point last week and now neither of us can even hear that term without, err... cracking up.

What's some cool witchy stuff to do between two people? I only know solitary practice and I've done next to nothing with my practice recently except to just show her how to make sigils and stuff, I want something fun to do with my husband that she'll find suitable to her taste. The spookier the better so long as it isn't goetia, no offense to goetic stuff but I'm not comfortable binding or forcing entities (especially not ones that either way are going to be pissed) unless they're into that. Plus I've been spending an increasing amount of time around Metatron...

Anyways, yeah, couples' practice ideas?

Colophon channeled

"Ur mom suck me good n hard thru my jorts" -slavoj žižek

Colophon channeled

🎶 I got bepis / but not for long / the future / is comin' on / is comin' on 🎶

It's Fr-Ides-Day! Hi, my name is Dad and I'll be here all week, thank you, goodnight!

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Colophon channeled

“I’m so punk rock,” I exclaim as I run a yellow light. “I’m a radical anarchist,” as I merge without signaling. “All cops are bastards,” as I jaywalk.

Colophon channeled

wouldn't you believe i had a worm up my ass so i watched through like one song and like most of the year and honestly what is bofa

Scientists yesterday: "Objective reality isn't a thing, multiple realities are empirically valid."

Scientists today: "Fuck the second law of thermodynamics, time can be reversed."

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Scientists tomorrow: "We've now built a bridge spanning across the river of rebirth and are establishing colonies on the other shore."

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Colophon channeled

@garfiald if this turns into a full on instance war just know that you were the helen of troy whose vomit cum toot launched a thousand ships

My husband is so British, she called chick-fil-a "chick filler" while trying to explain drama to me.

Colophon channeled

@colophonscrawl omg I have not encountered this but I love it. good advice for most situations tbh

Colophon channeled

"fuck sadboys" i scream, knowing full well that i do, indeed, 'fuck sadboys'

Colophon channeled

concept: the American Chemical Society, but if it were a secret society like the Freemasons

Colophon channeled

I love Jodorowsky's tarot readings because he responds to questions like "how do I stop procrastinating?" with answers like "stop being cis"

Colophon channeled

24/7 arts and crafts sale G-G-G-G-GET FUCKING CCCRAFT C-C-CRAFT CCCCCCCRAAAFFTTTYYY this monday come down to the local parish church for some *air horns* MOTHER FUCKING DREAM CATCHERS *guitar lick* and oh *record scratch* did someone say... LEMON BARS *metal music* This sunday This Sunday THIIIIS SUNDAY ticketscost50pallmoneygoestojanetandherweirdhearttheparishchurchreservesitsrighttorefuseyouentryifyouareunder83 THIS TUESDAY

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