🌈clydehelder🐾 @clydehelder@witches.live

yesterday i did 100 squats and today i did 150 🎉 i thought my legs were gonna collapse while i walked down the stairs in the gym lmfao

having some chocolate protein pancakes for breakfast, which sounds great except it tastes like dust and it’s like chewing on a sponge

me: i want to take care of my body because it carries me everywhere and i am thankful
also me: drinks water out of a dirty bottle that has black moldish stuff in it because i hate myself

cis: what genital is in pant
me:

does anyone know trailer park boys?? the german band?? if not here’s my personal favourite song https://youtu.be/ZGVNqBSOSeQ

protein bar: this product should not be considered an entire meal
me: lmao for 380 kcal it sure as hell is

anxiety! at the dancefloor

i want to look like a 2006 emo

i just heard that plants can “sweat”

i just came by the zelda rap by smosh. so i was like lmao okay let’s see that again. and like 7 years later i still know all words by heart