ＣＥＲ🍰ＢＥＲ🍰ＵＳ @cerberus@witches.live

heyo i'm cerberus! you can call me whatever you want derived from that

i like books, crafts, witchcrafts, MUDs, arcanines, dogs, and guarding the gates of hell

i've done an absolute fuckload of research on witchy stuff but tend to have a hard time putting it to practice a lot, so i'm more inclined to lurk around and give people advice or dig up resources for folks. so if you have a question, hit me up!

my specialties include kemeticism, chaos magick, sigilwork, and visualization. but i dabble in fucking everything

i'm here to help, but if i get too nosy just tell me to heck off. i get excited sometimes

my dwarf fortress savefile generated a new bofa-style joke

"hey u hear about kisez?" "no whats that"

one time when I was like 13 a selfie of mine got out to some goons and anna was the only person who told everyone to shut up and stop calling me fat. testimonials

hello! I'm back from a convention.

here's a Chaos Magick ritual from 1994, on how to summon an Undine and let her free into the Digital Aether. http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/chaos/rites/undine.html

now I know why they call them "ita" bags

going to a convention tomorrow... wahooo

the takeaway here should not be "mob rule works on mastodon and we've set an awful precedent!", the takeaway should be "it sucks when 'mob rule' is the only way marginalized people can get their voices heard"

are nature's funko pops

heres katty kat with a little funnel on his head

now whenever I finish a task at work, I open a chest... dang

damn I just want a chestbot dragon honestly

was thinking of migrating to bofa but like... the cool thing abt mastodon is that I don't need to!

also, the instance I'm on rules

dicked around n did a painting of a bob ross style alien landscape

I really love the indepth roleplaying on this MUD even when it requires me to attend ingame lectures on how best to put out forest fires.

I'm not being sarcastic

had a libertarian tell me once that jar jar was the best jedi of all time bc he was asexual

my MUD character ranked up in her guild.... nice

next stop: finding... ancient trees or something

thought about playing minecraft but i guess there's been an update that changes a bunch of mechanics and I just don't feel like trying to learn that right now