Is there anyone out there who would like to be my hydration buddy? Looking for an actual human and not an app to help remind me to drink water, and vice versa if you would like. Thanks!

@celeste n Holland’s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.

i love how mastodon has no groupchat option you're either on stage with thousands booing at you or whispering in a back alley to another bastard

Despite all the rain, it rarely thunders here. I miss that shit 🌩🌬🎶🌬🌩

(art is of a girl standing under a red umbrella while it rains cats and dogs)

imagine if each post was written in the handwriting of the person who wrote it

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