“I Call you forth Grand Demon Segal … Mighty Spirit of Hell … Guardian of the Portals between life and death … I summon your exalted power to bring forth hauntings to the one named U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell … open the gates to the realms of the dead … open the portals between worlds over the smug fucker's home … he thinks he can start a fucking war to distract from impeachment, he's got another thing coming... show him all the dead soldiers and civilians his bloodlust creates…
Cursing Mitch
may apparitions of the dead manifest before his old wrinkly ass … may his wretched life be plagued by hauntings and visitations from the most malevolent of Spirits … bringing the mind of Senator Mitch McConnell to a point of confusion and despair … Ave Segal!”