Rune-enchanted cant

Today I published the website for my personal exploration of consciousness and the nature of the universe. If you've ever wanted to get in on the ground floor of a fledgling religious cult, or just want to read my weird thoughts, check it out and let me know what you think.

theneonbeyond.wordpress.com/20

Rune-enchanted cant
Rune-enchanted cant

Be forewarned that I have made a sacred vow to my wife that I will boost every cute cat on my TL

Got an Officespace Michael Bolton outlook on changing my birth name (Brian). Why should I have to change it? Men are the ones who suck!

This Trump banner is giving out real "Are we the baddies?" vibes

Beebs channeled

Reminder that FedEx "SmartPost" and UPS "Mail Innovations" are private companies using the ubiquitous delivery of the United States Post Office for handling their last-mile deliveries.

In other words, it's not cost-effective enough for them to send a truck to deliver your package so their "Smart" and "Innovative" way of handling this is to make it the post office's problem.

Whenever someone says that the Post Office isn't efficient please remind them of these "Smart" "Innovations"

You all made my wife sad not boosting that last Indy pic. You don't want to make my wife sad, do you? Reevaluate your life choices. Boost that cat.

my wife is such a softie she can't handle any conflict in media. Whether it's gory violence or just a mild argument between characters she has to leave the room or she'll start crying

My wife will barrage my cheek with kisses and then feel that my cheeks are wet and ask if I'm ok because she's worried I'm crying

Beebs channeled

In honor of my 3 year wedding anniversary yesterday I will post 1 adorable thing about my wife for each boost/like on this toot

Her: I love you
Me: I love you too
Her: I know but I looooove you

boosting my own toot so I can post more adorable things.

When she watches cute animals on youtube she talks to them and pets them through the screen

when she thanks me for something like when I make her coffee in the morning, she sings a little celebratory song:

Brian Brian Brian Brian
Brian Brian Briaaaan
Brian Brian Brian Brian
Brian Brian Briaaaan
Briaaaaaan
Briaaaaaan

In honor of my 3 year wedding anniversary yesterday I will post 1 adorable thing about my wife for each boost/like on this toot

Beebs channeled

how the fuck is a computer going to drive a car lmao. how the fuck is it going to reach the pedals

Beebs channeled

really think my urologist picked the wrong specialization. He's like "and so uh, the uh, uh, um, uh, uh, erectile tissue blah blah blah". Dude you talk about penises literally all day every day how are you not comfortable with this yet?

Edith Piaf's "Padam Padam" but with Yoshi noises

Beebs channeled

writing a song called "breakfast at tiffany's" about two people who realise their failing relationship may be saved by their mutual dislike of the deep blue something song "breakfast at tiffany's"

Anybody got some recommendations for children's books exploring gender identity ideas and teaching my about trans people? I finally sat down and tried to talk about this stuff with my niece and nephews and they could use some help understanding.

Boosts plz

Beebs channeled

Some awesome things about my native language, Tagalog, on #NonBinaryDay:
- No gendered pronouns ("siya" is for everyone)
- No distinction between gender for a lot of relationships ("kapatid" means sibling)
- No grammatically gendered nouns or articles ("ang")
- The common form of many nouns is neutral. ("doktor" isn't always a male doctor, it's just anyone who's a doctor)
- It's entirely possible (even common) to tell a story and not mention anyone's gender.

Gender is a construct. 🇵🇭

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