Rune-enchanted cant

:10bux: venmo & ec selfies! Show more

Rune-enchanted cant

no ec, selfie with chicken!!!! 🐓 Show more

anyone who said reptile shop made the right choice, i got to handle their australian blue tongue, yellow ackie, and said hi to their new hypo burm!! so cute :blobaww: :blob_pats:

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sappy, body odor Show more

ok u maniacs, i’m going to my tattoo shop, to the reptile store, and maybe grabbing coffee if i’m not tired out yet! crazy cats!!

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i'm trying to post but I'm a dummy big account and the clapping of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards

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sweet bb bee channeled

I can easily picture running into @healyn in the city tonight being pushed around in a shopping cart by friends while wearing, for some reason, New Year's 2008 swag and he makes eye contact with me and shrugs, smiling, in a way which communicates to me in an instant "I'm the D.D. and it was not my choice to be placed in this shopping cart and these paper costume pieces"

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sweet bb bee channeled

gender: fuck wait i wasn't prepared for a presentation give me a few minutes to get ready--

fuck, y’all have some conflicting-ass replies here, do i gotta get on my laptop and make a poll??

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okay i’m bored as hell, should i
a) go drink coffee somewhere for shits
b) drive to san jose to bother my sick bf (who will probs not be suuuuper down to see me but might be kinda down)
c) go to the reptile store (also for shits)
d) go to one of the tattoo shops to see the new septum jewelry they have in and bother my tattooer
e) stay in and make some food

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sweet bb bee channeled

I'm a tin can gal, thunk me with a spoon and tie me to your car to celebrate any occasion

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sweet bb bee channeled
sweet bb bee channeled

blowing raspberries on your gfs belly is chaotic good, motorboating your gf is chaotic evil

thanks for reading my toot

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dirt: if you're a girl online, are you a girl in real life?

Goddess: yes my child :blobhalo:

dirt: and if you're an ass hole online, are you an ass hole in real life?

Goddess: yes my child :blobhalo:

dirt: then surely, if you're popular online, you are popular in real life :blobaww:

Goddess: 😬

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sweet bb bee channeled
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