demo 🛸 @aventurinedream@witches.live

some of you don't regard every social interaction as an engagement in a protracted war and it shows

Tony Hawk as Larry David for Halloween might be my new phone wallpaper

i forget who used to say "white people love to be the sheriff of a situation" and i wish i could give them credit because i think about it all the time

mischief levels are 48% and steady

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we've never seen whatchamacallit levels like this

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vuvuzela levels are holding at 87%

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s1e18b

A clown is but a mirror.

current incompetence levels are 07%

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s2e10b

Sometimes taking care of the hard things is self care. Get them done and you'll free yourself of that stress.

current mood:

Elon Musk and Grimes are revealed to have had a fourth baby together, this one named "Boxxy"

dubstep levels are 89% and steady

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dry wit levels are 62% and steady

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Take a few breaths.

Take action (one small step) on something you’ve been avoiding that will make your life better in the long run.

s1e16a

yeah, but you know what else is shiny?

what talent could you possibly possess?