ok holy shit there is a new twist in the counter.social saga

nani the fuck

hey look a use for my librem account

this screenshot is on counter.social btw :GODLUL:


again, this is on counter.social itself


gonna be fun to watch what happens when jesterman hackershit wakes up after he passed out from pounding off to COPS episodes too hard

oh if you expand @citrustwee 's pigpoopballs image it has a counter.social watermark on it :GODLUL:

yessssssssss i made a bootlicker Extremely Mad. Happy Loyalty Day!

well as a follow up to this amazing thread from yesterday, eugen has been peeking around and apparently jesterman has a bunch of weirdass custom js including one that stores your password in the cookie in plaintext. HACKERMAN

Enter discipleship

it seems jesterman is finally fixing what he broke so that c.s. is properly quarantined

only took a day straight of trolling c.s, taunting him on keybase, and making an account at freespeechextremist impersonating him and informing people praising him for shit eugen did that c.s violates the AGPL for him to finally put his shitty instance back in quarantine where it belongs :dvalul:

jesus christ i cant stop laughing. how is this guy so fucking delusional

like. he thinks im jealous of COSOCOM. help i cant stop laughing

also rubbing my rhubarb holy shit is he 90 :OMEGALUL:

ah he's posting pictures of me now, what a stand up guy that im sure is totally not obsessively anonymous for any appearance-related reasons whatsoever

lol even people on his instance are like "dude..." at that one

like he took the worst picture he can find of me and i still look cute af so tango down dipshit :blobcatgooglytrash:


his userbase is eating him alive on this one :blobcatpopcorn: 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿

hes actually talking to me on keybase, and i dont really have a way to provide screenies easily, but he just got mad and called me a cunt so that should give you an idea how well that is going for him :dvalul:

to the coso people stalking me now, here's what jester won't show you btw:


sorry for the shitty language in it, lulzsec were kind of shitheads. also if you dont know much about coding, it ah, its bad. it is needlessly burdensome on TOR exit nodes for no real benefit (think he'd be nicer to the NSA he admires so much (who runs like most of the tor exit nodes lol)) and he like. doesn't even do any raw socket manipulation it's just high level networking calls which is 😩 af

oh my god ok i have to transcribe this part of our keybase chat

Even if what you say is true, here you are bitching like a bitch. It's my Mastodon instance, don't like it? Domain block it. You look like a fool.

For real.


🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

someone's a madboi ahahahahahahahahahahaha :laughing_lesbians:

fuck. i want to change my display name to A FOOL so bad, but "tango down :blobcatgooglytrash: " is too good

oh also as a note to the nice steampunk lady on coso, my rules clearly say it's ok to cast dunking hexes on chuds ;) also come by and say hi! i really think you'd like it better with a bunch of other gothy women/nonbinary people (and SOME males) instead of on some isolated shitty instance run by a chud who LARPs as a hacker-cop and throws tantrums when he doesn't get his way :)

to the paladin dude on coso, i dont know if you're reading this, but you're really siding with the guy who's breaking the law? that's not very paladin of you my man

just. haveing a normal one now i guess. also as predicted he won't post the screenshots that include the pastebin of XERXES code :thinkhappy:

also im really tickled that he tries to pwn me with numbers and doesnt even take advantage of the fact that its lower than usual because it reset a weekish ago when i moved the server so its at 350ish instead of the 500 its usually at

dont worry bro im pretty happy witches.live users actually log in and post :) remember how we post about as much as all of counter.social does with like, 1/3rd the active users and 1/15th the userbase.

and i dont even have to go on twitter to lie to anyone about what my instance is!

also you know what rules? running a special interest mastodon instance with a bunch of people i love on it, that also talks to a lot of other instances of varying fediverse softwares, also with a lot of people i love :blobheartcat:

alone, it's almost as busy as all of c.s. and the fediverse as a whole is WAY busier than just c.s.

but sure jesterman keep talking about how jealous we are it's really funny :dvalul:

it must rule to be an oblivious white dude with no actual skills who fails upwards constantly :blobhappy:

dont worry whiteboys, one day you might be in an advertisement for james bond films and run a social network grift with stolen code :blobcatmmm:

lol. when you're definitely not mad online about getting pwned by a cute lady

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@anna holy shit I signed up with a random throwaway address and the first toot I see tells me my IDENTITY HAS BEEN BREACHED, then if you click the link it tries to sell me a paid account fucking lol

this email address has never existed before

who the fuck is this clowntown quasi-military codename syntax fetishist

@dave "who the fuck is this clowntown"

oh god. there is so much there i dont even know where to begin

@dave @anna

Take the man at his word. Yes, it was a new email address a few minutes ago and, yes, your data has been breached.

He's the one that just had a data breach.

That is what he's saying, isn't it? 😉

@dave @anna this is just straight up scamming. Is it going to suggest I install Web Sheriff next?

@wolfcoder @anna well we've already got a pound-shop Bonzi Buddy so it seems the next logical step

@dave @anna I'm just imagining his little frisson of joy as he admires his newly created cop ape and it's beautiful

@dave @anna

#mfw I read this:

“You also get a funky badge on your profile column for all to admire.”


@Leradvor @dave im glad i renewed my pleroma gold subscription so i can see ur formatting

@anna @dave

Buy a “Pleroma Platinum Subscription” if you want a funky badge for your profile and your avatar to brag about.

@anna and now I've been b& and he can't even get that right

@dave @anna oh shit same lol

i mean i wasn't being particularly clever, my @ was literally imahacker

@doe @anna I used 'nipscomeoff' because Internet Comment Etiquette is the best thing on the tubes

@dave @doe oh i might have already burned that bridge, he kept banning accounts i was making for pineapple salvia and querious betsy one night

@anna mining counter.social for comedy

yes i get that it's gold but after a while doesnt it just get pretty same-y?

@anna counter.social omegalul he can counter deez nutz plus u look hella cute so he can suck it

@selina i mean, *I* dont hide behind a fucko jester persona to be a normcore cop larping dweeb who can barely do scripting languages, and instead regularly post pictures of myself and stream live videos, so, you know, i think its safe to bet on who is better looking in this situation :blobcathappy:

@anna firstly, you look adorable. Secondly, you know he’s got no ground to stand on that he’s going straight to insulting your appearance lol

@moonwater oh absolutely. he can only pretend to not understand the AGPL for so long.

@anna aww, I can't watch without making an account

@anna funded by three cryptocurrency ICO events in Puerto Rico

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