ok holy shit there is a new twist in the counter.social saga

nani the fuck

hey look a use for my librem account

this screenshot is on counter.social btw :GODLUL:


again, this is on counter.social itself


gonna be fun to watch what happens when jesterman hackershit wakes up after he passed out from pounding off to COPS episodes too hard

Enter discipleship

oh if you expand @citrustwee 's pigpoopballs image it has a counter.social watermark on it :GODLUL:

yessssssssss i made a bootlicker Extremely Mad. Happy Loyalty Day!

well as a follow up to this amazing thread from yesterday, eugen has been peeking around and apparently jesterman has a bunch of weirdass custom js including one that stores your password in the cookie in plaintext. HACKERMAN

also poor boy was up all night manually de-federating from the Bad instances but didn't fix the glaring loopholes in federation :dvalul:

it seems jesterman is finally fixing what he broke so that c.s. is properly quarantined

only took a day straight of trolling c.s, taunting him on keybase, and making an account at freespeechextremist impersonating him and informing people praising him for shit eugen did that c.s violates the AGPL for him to finally put his shitty instance back in quarantine where it belongs :dvalul:

jesus christ i cant stop laughing. how is this guy so fucking delusional

like. he thinks im jealous of COSOCOM. help i cant stop laughing

also rubbing my rhubarb holy shit is he 90 :OMEGALUL:

ah he's posting pictures of me now, what a stand up guy that im sure is totally not obsessively anonymous for any appearance-related reasons whatsoever

lol even people on his instance are like "dude..." at that one

like he took the worst picture he can find of me and i still look cute af so tango down dipshit :blobcatgooglytrash:


@anna I'm going to be giggling about this for a week, this is magical

@anna I know this is sudden, but...I love you.

This thread is gold.

@anna it makes sense, back when Anonymous was (sort of) relevant all we saw him do was DDoS kiddie stuff and brag about how time is running out on his hash cracker with zalgos.

@doe hackerjesterman is such an unbelievable dipshit who has failed upwards into running a social network to grift gullible libs, its incredible

@anna so, right, if i'm reading right, you can, despite coso saying you can't, go on there and post from other instances?

@doe kind of yeah. like he broke federation by putting a login wall then declared it a feature. but he finally got around to upgrading to 2.8 recently and there's more glaring holes than before, and its possible to get remote statuses into the instance--with mentions of people on coso. but you have to manually load the status into the instance

@doe similarly, you can pull in coso statuses and profiles one by one as well, they just don't automatically federate

@anna oh my GOD

this is just really good and you need to tell me how >:3c

@doe did you know you can copy and paste the permalink to a status into the search box to force it to load? apropos of nothing

@anna holy shit I signed up with a random throwaway address and the first toot I see tells me my IDENTITY HAS BEEN BREACHED, then if you click the link it tries to sell me a paid account fucking lol

this email address has never existed before

who the fuck is this clowntown quasi-military codename syntax fetishist

@dave "who the fuck is this clowntown"

oh god. there is so much there i dont even know where to begin

@dave @anna

Take the man at his word. Yes, it was a new email address a few minutes ago and, yes, your data has been breached.

He's the one that just had a data breach.

That is what he's saying, isn't it? 😉

@dave @anna this is just straight up scamming. Is it going to suggest I install Web Sheriff next?

@wolfcoder @anna well we've already got a pound-shop Bonzi Buddy so it seems the next logical step

@dave @anna I'm just imagining his little frisson of joy as he admires his newly created cop ape and it's beautiful

@dave @anna

#mfw I read this:

“You also get a funky badge on your profile column for all to admire.”


@Leradvor @dave im glad i renewed my pleroma gold subscription so i can see ur formatting

@anna @dave

Buy a “Pleroma Platinum Subscription” if you want a funky badge for your profile and your avatar to brag about.

@anna and now I've been b& and he can't even get that right

@dave @anna oh shit same lol

i mean i wasn't being particularly clever, my @ was literally imahacker

@doe @anna I used 'nipscomeoff' because Internet Comment Etiquette is the best thing on the tubes

@dave @doe oh i might have already burned that bridge, he kept banning accounts i was making for pineapple salvia and querious betsy one night

@anna mining counter.social for comedy

yes i get that it's gold but after a while doesnt it just get pretty same-y?

@anna counter.social omegalul he can counter deez nutz plus u look hella cute so he can suck it

@selina i mean, *I* dont hide behind a fucko jester persona to be a normcore cop larping dweeb who can barely do scripting languages, and instead regularly post pictures of myself and stream live videos, so, you know, i think its safe to bet on who is better looking in this situation :blobcathappy:

@anna firstly, you look adorable. Secondly, you know he’s got no ground to stand on that he’s going straight to insulting your appearance lol

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