Enter discipleship
why are images all fucky tod--oh now us-west is having wasabi issues
welp suppose it was our turn eventually
if anyone is like "why is this nerd going on about wasabi isnt that a radish thing you eat with sushi" its the thing what we use to provide all the media storage.
its cheap as hell but you get what you pay for. cheap, fast, reliable, pick 2 y'know
oh also most people use us-east because its the default but since the linode servers that run witches are on us-west i put them there. usually it has LESS outages except this time where now we're the only ones who got wrecked 
wasabi issues? today must end in y