Rune-enchanted cant

Greetings from the under-net,

I am Alephetan and I work as a member of staff at an online library known as the Seventh Heaven. We are an organization that exist to help feed people who need food & help detach others from the 9-5 destruction cycle.

Work heavily through Goetia and would to form ties to similarly-minded wavelengths.

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Apologies for the lack of display of pronouns/information as my persona is very heavily anonymous for reasons in regards to personal safety and my work with the library.

Rune-enchanted cant

Be gay do crime only plan your felonies in advance so you don't get caught

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My official positions as newly elected Eris:

- Corrective gay sex for fascists
- Gay sex for everyone via said fascists
- Everyone should log off Fedi every Saturday and for three hours every other day
- Pray to Pike
- No more Fediverse Minecraft servers
- The only games Fedi people are allowed to play together is Don't Starve and TF2
- You are only allowed three quote reposts a week
- No Meta Monday
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people on this app are like "DoNt JoIn HiVe SoCiAl ItS RuN By NaZis" and I'm just

IT CANT BE RUN BY NAZIS BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKING RUN AT ALL I LET IT LOAD FOR 45 MINUTES AND IT DIDN'T EVEN MANAGE TO LOAD THE ACCOUNT CREATION PAGE

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I'm not a furry but I've never really understood the hate I see. Like, it's fine, it's far from the weirdest shit I've seen people do - like putting nut sacks on trucks.

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Maybe Twitter's dead, maybe it's not. It doesn't really matter. We've learned that we don't need it to connect with our communities and so, much like the goblin king, it has no power over us.

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We are all stardust.

That oxygen you breath? That comes from dying massive stars, ending their light in a supernova.

The iron in your blood? Some massive stars dying, but mainly white dwarfs, the leftovers of dwarf stars like our own Sun, exploding.

The gold ring on your finger? Mostly merging neutron stars, leftovers from supernovae.

#astrodon #scicomm #astronomy

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In other news, women continue to be better on average than men.

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Nothing is any less because science can explain how it works. The magic is that it works. Not how.

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SFPD clarified their position on their killer robots.

They won’t be fitted with guns.

They will be fitted with explosives.

Yeah, that’s so much better.

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FBI document shows what data can be obtained from encrypted messaging apps

"A recently discovered FBI training document shows that US law enforcement can gain limited access to the content of encrypted messages from secure messaging services like iMessage, Line, and WhatsApp, but not to messages sent via Signal, Telegram, Threema, Viber, WeChat, or Wickr."

therecord.media/fbi-document-s

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The only reason Brave and any of its products exist is as a shady cash grab after CEO Brendan Eich got fired from an executive position at the Mozilla Corporation for repeated instances of sexual harassment and coming out as a massive homophone who was donating large amounts of money to lobby for gay marriage to be illegalized

The privacy marketing is a scam

They operate and monetize in all the same ways as Google: They are spying on you

They do cryptocurrency BS on top of that

Don’t buy in

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You're telling me someone boned this broth

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YES, I'm a "SNOWFLAKE" 

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Lmaooo Twitter is about to get yeeted from the ios app store it's fucking OVER
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