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🚨🚨 Do NOT look up an ostrich dick!! I beg of you! 🚨🚨

@larrydavis

Lord jesus, in your name, I pray that you bless the orb during these troubling times

@afroSwampMonster gotta say I expected worse

Also please, The Orb is @johnrandom , I am simply An Orb

@larrydavis
@johnrandom

Omf this whole time I saw the orbs picture in my head when I was talking with you!!! wtfffffff omg

@larrydavis
@johnrandom

Unless... both of you circular beings were messaging me at the same time and tricked my little eyes... hmmm this is grade A trickery!

@afroSwampMonster in was going to until I saw this. Thanks for the heads up!

@healyn

*speaks in tongues* zolacasta arabota! Shylagoonta greeta! Lord hammercy on your soul

@afroSwampMonster i did it. i guess my only question is, what the fuck?

@healyn

Why is it curved??? Why does it look like it can shake my hand? How does it fit in bird puss- *call drops*

@afroSwampMonster
Guess what I did immediately after reading this.

I have made a mistake upon this Day

@afroSwampMonster I made this mistake once with ducks. I will not be looking up any avian sex organs ever again

@Authoritimmy

OMG.... WHY DID I JUST LOOK-

WHY IS IT SO LONG??? WHY THEY DICK SWIRL AND TWIST LIKE THAT??? IM-

@Authoritimmy

Omgggg, I have NO choice but to view it... point me in the right direction 😭😭😭😭

@Authoritimmy

@afroSwampMonster

I missed the gif but I did learn that bepenised birds all use lymph instead of blood when...powering up

This thread has shaken me

@afroSwampMonster don't you DARE insinuate i don't already know intimately what that looks like

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