VeintePesos @VeintePesos@witches.live

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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

@aral I did not want to read it because the toot felt like an introduction for a green washing commercial. After it came up the 4th time in my timeline I am glad that I did anyways. Thanks for your fight. <3

I can't event start 😱 / #LHopitalQuiSeFoutDeLaCharite @aral

@aral @gilles !! I’m always astonished by how so many adopted his book without a gram of ethics. Of course it’s alright to design addictive apps! 🤬

@revkellyn Hey Kellyn, that’s lovely to hear and thank you for fighting the good fight :)

@aral Hi Aral, I've been following your blog and watching your videos for the last month and you have greatly inspired me! I'm not a developer or much of a designer but I am in IT support and I want to redesign my business using your #ethicaldesign guidelines. I want to start helping people stay safer online and move to eithical alternatives to Survailance Capitalist services. Keep up the great work man!

stop me, oh-ho-hoo stop me.

stop me if you think that you've heard this one before.

love to be on the leaderboard!!!! @federationbot

@VeintePesos that blasted orange man, he won't get away with it this time! wait, he did? curses.

it pretty much just all of twitter people who crave attention who have figured out that the easiest way to get it is to act out in increasingly absurd ways, while trying to top everyone else doing the same thing?

@VeintePesos Voice to Text makes it really annoying to swear, because then I have to go and manually edit in the swears. I'm trying to text while driving here

LICK MY ASS WHOLE

I don't even see any crash icons on the map. Like if I'm going to sit in traffic for 2 hours, I at least want to see a Tesla Up in Flames or something

Like I think people would just unironically agree with the keep honking I'm reloading sticker and that would be fine with me honestly

Hey y'all, finally made an alt on here for all my witchposting needs.

I'm an occultist, amateur astrologer, and a nondenominational satanist/luciferian. Been practicing witchcraft and occultism of varying flavors for around 8-9 years now and somehow I'm still really bad at it anyway. Always down to swap witch tips! #introductions

that feeling when you share a link to a mastodon post that has an image in it and you have to apologize for the fact that for some reason it renders as a blank page until your friend enables scripts for that domain

kinda makes me inclined to just not share the link rather than embarrass myself