other sentences that have been said with their literal meaning which should not exist include:
I forgot the password for my graphics card account so I need to reset it before I can update the drivers
The app to turn on and off my light bulb was removed from the app store
The windows update deleted all my files because it couldn't access OneDrive
I need to plug in my toothbrush so I can brush my teeth.
I gotta wait for Windows to finish installing updates so that I can use my Linux terminal app.
I can't check you in to the hospital because Windows interrupted me to install updates.
I can't play the games I have installed because I forgot my Steam password.
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