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Twitter, million dollar company: "You can only post one gif per tweet!"

Mastadon, cyber-punk alternative: "Why would I give a shit how many gifs you post? I'm not your fucking mother."

In the 1970s there was the first big retro wave of movies and TV shows taking place in the 1950s. As a child of the 80s I caught a lot of this in reruns. There's a blur of actors and actresses I think are 20 years older than they are since they played 1950s era teenagers in the 1970s.

Texas seems pretty cool. How do we get rid of all the Texans tho?

hold on a second. your telling me they're just following orders? that's fine then

I accidentally disconnected my email for 2 weeks. I fixed it last night, 50 emails showed up. 0 were of any importance. I probably could have left it disconnected for a few years.

Thank you for unsubscribing from our "commercial announcements" email list. You've been added to our "announcements about products" list.

What are the odds someone put up a pirate copy of the 2019 Mad About You series?

**Experts Condemn Keto. Will People Finally Stop?**

"U.S. News and World Report ranked the keto diet near-last for the third year in a row, and other outlets have begun to question it, too. Will we finally get over keto this year?"

#news #bot

Hypothesis: Anything a philanthropist can give the world as a gift, the world should have had by rights

I watched The Peanut Butter Solution today and good golly fuck did it check all the boxes for me
✅ 80's
✅ Weird as fuck
✅ Canadian
✅ Kids movie that will traumatize kids
✅ A cute pupper

If they remake Viy and don't cast Lana Del Rey as the witch, they fucked up

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