The Venga hearse is coming
And everybody's mourning

@toast All of the oldest Christian churches are build on top of druid temples. So I think I have "grounds" to make fun of them, since they literally stole our holy grounds.

hard: making friends

easy: doing a revolution and abolishing the concept of industrial work weeks so that all days are equally accepted as appropriate for social activity and therefore society becomes more accommodating of different types of life structure

@reitrace a single iframe for each toot. We call these "micro-services".

RIP Larry Tessler, UI designer who created cut, copy, and paste. He was 74 and responsible for more production code than any other living human.

Pro-tip: people who cosplay historical figures in their twitter account are 100% of the time, complete asshats.

porn mentioned 

I feel like I should write an apology to the actor I thought was Jake Bussey

Oh my God, Becky.
Look at this pull request.
I mean, this commit, it's just so small.
I can't believe it's just so concise,
like it's well thought out.
It's just so... good.

I like small DIFFS, and I cannot lie.
You other hackers can deny,
But when a patch comes in with an itty-bitty count,
and that bug fix in your face
You hit MERGE.

Wait wait, Stranger Things is just Mysterious Skin for straights?

@Catsandcatsandcats 👋 that invisible hand of the market giving inviso-handjobs

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