selfie / slight eye contact Show more

reasons I can make fun of white people:
- I am white people
- Racism against white people isn't a thing
- You literally don't need a reason
- Anyone can make fun of white people at any time for any reason

True bi solidarity means gossiping with your husband about the hot dudes who flirt with him :heart_bi:

selfie / eye contact / halloween costumes Show more

that feel when you open a box, see something you packed, and immediately chuck it in the donate box while declaring "I Hate It"

Waiting patiently to hear that GOG have fired their Twitter guy.

Assault, abeit accidental Show more

rockstar games Show more

Ok so because I had a shitty day I'm going to tell the story of The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me because nothing ever seems quite as bad when I compare it to The Worst Thing Ever and also it's a great story and I love telling it

Here we go, thread time

are you a witch? are you two witches? come cast spells on fucking witches dot live!