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negative self talk, kinda 

Jae channeled

were you aware that Atari just released a new Pong game that gives the paddles faces and little outfits and makes into a zelda/dungeon crawler type game with a story cause they did and I'm losing my mind over it rn

thinkin about Narbash from Paragon who's character description contained "At least 600 people believe they are his best friend. They may all be correct."

Jae channeled

image from a chick tract, a slur 

Jae channeled

there’s no line in the constitution that says a dog can’t be president

Jae channeled
Jae channeled

rating every country I've ever been to on story, graphics, gameplay, and longevity

Jae channeled

Here are some cool lies to tell at parties:

1. You were once in a cult (keep details vague, some people are cult experts)
2. You once stole your brother's army uniform to get the Denny's vetran's discount (describe it as "that time I got a good racket going)
3. Claim to have worked in the tupperware industry (decline to show your tupper ware burns)
4. Say that you were born with a tail which your parents let grow until you wre 13 (you still have it in a jar)

four hundred and twenty 

Jae channeled
Jae channeled

@JulietteStray

for the uninitiated, Juliette Stray is one of the foremost scholars and experts on contemporary ethics and game theory.

y'know that trolly question? she is the first person to recommend simply not running over anybody. academia is STILL recovering.

tonight she will talk us through some of the classic conundrums of stalemates and advantage maximization starting with this textbook chess classic:

𝗘𝗹𝘃𝗶𝘀' 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗽𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗖𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲

please,, talk us through how this end game plays out.

Jae channeled

420 

sometimes you just need an auditory jackhammer to pulverize your skull

Jae channeled

is the fediverse cyberpunk

Jae channeled

groundbreaking research unearths new evidence to support the revolutionary claim that "essentially, you don't need to be an asshole to be funny"

now the researchers are investigating whether the conjecture "and being an asshole doesn't improve your jokes either" is true, but they predict it is, and point to the heaps of empirical data that already supports the claim

Jae channeled

about 4 days ago i had this incredibly stupid musical idea and it keep hearing it in my head. it won't go away

so i've had to actually create it

i present to you: the
ELEANOR RIGBY BATTLE THEME

Jae channeled

what if you were playing a board game but instead of dice you rolled rice

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