I dont know when exactly I got "old" but I know it's getting pretty annoying that I am ready for bed by 9pm every night

Sea of Thieves is one of the most relaxing and beautiful games I've ever played.

I feel like all I want out of life is terribly simple.

teach stories of history and life lessons,
live in a small cottage/house with my wife on a hill in the woods,
have internet access and lots of blankets

I feel like life shouldn't be this hard, but we're so gods damned pushed to be "profitable" it's insane

Ems channeled

Matriarch Iroh is even more of a delight

mostly bc i just imagine her meeting her actual canon counterpart and going

"hmm well yes this is all very cool, but can you do THIS?", as shown in picture

and iroh of course going "holy shit that's fucking amazing you're your own tea table"

"HELL YEAH IT'S GREAT"

Also as a historian and anarchist, I'd take monarchy over capitalism any day, because at least monarchies have a better K/D ratio rate when versing revolutions

As a historian and an anarchist, I want to do nothing more than go back to the 18th century and just beat the shit out of every historical economist to ever live.

FUCK YOU ADAM SMITH, HERE'S YOUR POLITICAL WEALTH CREATION RIGHT HERE, AT THE BOTTOM OF MY BOOT

And it fostered both my love of pirates and space and I will FIGHT for it's right to be AWESOME

Hot Take:
Treasure planet was one of the best movies of all time

Jesus fuck

That feeling when you learn the government makes $100 billion more from individual people than from corporations because the corps are nearly on 200$ billion worth of tax breaks, tax havens, and loopholes

Can we eat the rich now?
guillotine the CEOs?
Pleeeeeeeeeeeease?

Like, I remember going to a planetarium when I was really little as part of a school trip and LOVED learning the constellations, and yelling about it when I got home and got told to "learn something useful like a trade and not have your head in the stars"

gods why do parents shut down their kids so damn much.

Like I just want to teach little people who are fascinated about star life cycles, gravitational time dilation, theoretical FTL travel, and just.... get all that passion for something I never had as a kid because my parents were too busy trying to teach me how to hold a light for my dad while he fixed a truck

Had a moment this morning where I nearly cried imagining teaching my future children about space

one of the best social media posts I ever made was done during a three week long road trip across Canada, when it came about that me and my wife were talking in southern Manitoba when I said it, and posted it immediately after we stopped laughing:

"Hemingway would totally vape"

My musical genius is under appreciated, because you're damn right I made sea shanties into riot songs and Anarchist content

That Autistic feel:

Being super scared by random loud noises that are unexpected, like wife dropping a thing, or a door slam in the apartment hallway, or a random ad that plays a noise.

But a SPECIAL fuck you to car noises. Why do you have to be so LOUD

Ems channeled

@RedFuture NOW WE ARE READY TO PUNCH THE NAZI

WAY HEY AND WAY WE GO

WE STRAPPED THAT MOFO DOWN STRAIGHT TO THE CURB

WHY GAILY AS WE DID HEY YO

MAN THE BARRICADES LADS AND STAND WITH A WILL

WAY HEY AND WAY WE GO

AGAINST THE BLUE BOYS, CAPITAL'S BILL

TO BE FREE AGAIN RANDY-DANDY-OH

(sung to the tune of randy-dandy-oh)

Why does it feel that everyone is so fucking worried about the technicalities of climate change and whether we're the "direct" cause or not?

Can't we just get our shit in order, get together, and *do* something while we still have time?

It's almost like left unity lol

Ems channeled

"But Ems, there's no need to pirate anymore do to the wonders of global capitalism!"

But have you considered, that I dont want your shiny garbage capitalism?
I want to sail the high seas with a bunch of anarchist friends and take as much as we can from the rich to bring back to the folks on our island commune that need stuff more than the global market does, WHILE WEARING A BIG PIRATE HAT

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