:cat_heart_eyes:
The three random yet recurring phases of cat ownership:
1- You are as elegant as moonlight and shadow, my sleek panther, my tiny hunter

2- You are my little boopersnoot squigglebutt squishydoodle

3- STOP EATING PLASTIC YOU GODDAMN MALEVOLENT LITTLE GARGOYLE

Three of Wands, representing exploration. Going beyond your limits.

More theoretical instances, technically nsfw 

Some theoretical instances:
fart.rip
pleasegodmakeme.cool
inappropriate.dance
secretion.salon
other.agency
toot.audio
bezosfuneral.amazon
car.aero
queer.bible
shitposting.coop
soundeffect.cricket

Trying to be friends with a liberal is exhausting. Everything is up for debate and you have to figure out what their baseline for basic human rights are before you decide to talk to them any further or line them up along a wall to be shot. πŸ™„

#Moon to pass through Earth’s shadow during Friday’s 'Wolf Moon Eclipse'

Does that make it a 'Wolf mAWOOn eclipse'? 🐺.🌚 :awoo: πŸ˜†

accuweather.com/en/space-news/

Expired: in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes
Tired: on the web everyone will be famous to 15 people.
Wired: in 2020 everyone will be canceled for 15 minutes.

Food 

I am going to start carrying old gum. Happy New Year mufos!

Nine of Coins, representing confidence. Knowing the difference between needs and wants.

I need more rainbow baphomet in my life 🌈🐐 also a baphomet emoji πŸ‘€

@Emsrelda sure if you listen to the propaganda from Robotnic News. Really he was a Freedom Fighter πŸ˜‰

mastodon convention where we all sit in a big round circle on the floor and close our eyes

In all the holiday shenanigans I forgot to share this cute #baphomet sticker I found and where to get your own! 😁

Www.TheCuddleCult.com

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