Bones & Feathers @Bones_and_Feathers@witches.live

I saw this several years ago and honestly it makes more sense than most mainstream economics

proof that eevee is trans

@gzt If you never get married then it’s not premarital sex!

School taught me that there are exclusively four Romance languages. There's actually 23-35 or so, depending on how you count.

School taught me there's exclusively five senses, but Wikipedia lists 13 or so.

Why should I be surprised when "there are exclusively two genders" turns out to be false as well?

HR of huge soulless corporations: "Be careful what you post online, a potential employer might see it."

Me: "Awesome. Check out my toot where I listed 46 words I'd found for clitoris."

HR, gazing upon the list with tears of joy in their eyes: "You're hired."

i love the boomer memes turned into wholesome memes fb group

Me to the fediverse:

REALLY THERE

Every night, woken by half-remembered dreams of cracked bones and dripping saliva, she saw the eyes. Two burning pinpricks within a boiling shadow, dark against the darkness.

Every night, she would close her eyes, and when she woke both eyes and shadow were gone, leaving only a lingering unease.

Tonight, she kept her eyes open. Her head tilted left, then right; the eyes followed her.

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#microfiction #TootFic

Capitalism fucks over workers regardless of age using any excuse it can. And getting younger workers and older workers to distrust and fight one another just lets them keep doing it.