The Void Dweller ™🐴 ♿️ @0deerling0@witches.live

A little bit of Monica borat my wife
A little bit of Erica borat my wife
A little bit of Rita borat my wife
A little bit of Tina borat my wife
A little bit of Sandra borat my wife
A little bit of Mary borat my wife
A little bit of Jessica, borat my wife
A little bit of you makes me your wife
HUH!

[loud discordant trumpets]

boost if you see your kink

socialism
eating ass
thigh highs
getting gendered correctly
anime tiddies
free healthcare
dril tweets
garfield 2 a tale of two kitties
a world without stephen crowder
beyblades
destroying white supremacy
eating ass but with a friend
free hrt

uwu

Moist towelette

a joke about communism isnt communistic unless everybody gets it

boost this (or reply) and i'll draw your avi. it's not gonna be great. I might take hours, even days. but it might be funny, and in the end, thats the only thing that matters

That's it, I'm gonna say it....

I think all Homestuck, Furries, AND Kinnies deserve to be happy :(

https://mastodon.social/media/od0t9OPtdgqH-AxMPBQ

heres ur regularly scheduled positivity: if ur nonbinary i fucking stan you

The young woman thought carefully before speaking to the Genie.

"I wish to understand anything I read, no matter the language."

"Your wish is granted."

"I wish for the ability to summon any written work."

"Your wish is granted."

"And I wish to be able to transcribe all that I learn."

"Your wish is granted."

Alexandria took a deep breath. It's not every century a library is reborn with a will of its own. There was so much to rebuild.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

we've gotta destroy cringe culture for all inherently harmless things. its only half the battle to decide that e.g. furries & minecraft are In. we've gotta resist the urge to decide a new set of inherently harmless things are Out.

2018 was TEN YEARS ago. let that sink in.

mastodon is fucked up because I've gotten more followers in 5 hours than I did on tumblr in 5 months